Detox  License: Freeware
	Run the medical, mental health, law-enforcement and social services... into the ground. Score interdepartmental brownie points by bouncing addicts between services until the system collapses and you get to present the taxpayer with the bill! Control them all and go against The System, or play against the computer and try to make its services overload and fail! Refer patients with the classic addiction/psychiatric dual diagnosis to and fro between your physician and psychiatrist while secretly hoping the law-enforcement agencies solve your dilemma by arresting them, or the computer's social services fail them and they just disappear! Or, for the ultimate challenge, play a Deathmatch game and be the last department standing. Rise to the prestigious office of Director of Public Prosecutions, Medicutions, Socicutions or Psychecutions! Features: € Addictive gameplay € Three exciting modes of play: vs Computer, vs The System and Deathmatch € Configurable service size, computer acuity, patient presentation and the lauded "Tough on crime" option € Extensive post-game analysis in the form of an itemised bill to the taxpayer € See how your score compares with the pros on the Market Leaders list € Simulation accuracy extents to the 50+ sound effects € Chill/freak out to original background music € Dynamically resizable arena Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 15-01-2005 | Size: 17540 KB | Download
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	Faith Converter  License: Freeware
	Found an admirable tome but it's in praise of the wrong god? Faith Converter is a godsend for priests, vicars, rabbii and holy men of all descriptions. Preach next Sunday's sermon from the Vedas, Noble Eightfold Path, Torah or Das Kapital! The premier theological plagiarism solution for OS X, Faith Converter converts text between twenty-nine different religions, encompassing Atheism, Biopsychosocialism, Buddhism, Cargo Cult, Christianity, Communism, Confucianism, Druidism, Falun Gong, Hinduism, Islam, Juche, Judaism, Keynesianism, Linux, MacEvangelism, Mahanism, Maoism, NIMBYism, Roman, Scientology, Shinto, Sikh, Stalinism, Taoism, Thatcherism, Trotskyism, Veganism and Voodoo. Converted text can be copied, saved or printed. Sample Conversions: "Attend church at Christmas or else God will send you to Hell, with Satan, for not reading your Bible." becomes: "Attend collective farm #897 at Leninmas or else Dialetical Materialism will send you to the poverty-striken capitalist democracies, with abundant consumer goods, for not reading your Manifesto." "If you are a true bodhisattva, you will also appreciate the insights into the Three Baskets (Tripitika) presented by the monk. Be warned not to be a heretic or sell your soul to Mao, as this usually ends badly." converts from Buddhism to atheism as: "If you are a true science-guy, you will also appreciate the insights into the Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief Systems of the World - Ptolemaic and Copernican presented by the scientist. Be warned not to be a religious nutter or sell your reticular formation to Pope Paul V, as this usually ends badly." Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 09-12-2005 | Size: 177 KB | Download
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	Final Excuse Pro  License: Freeware
	The premier excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war crimes. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets, subordinates, relatives, highly-paid advisors, the Global Monkey Conspiracy and more. A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user. Sample excuses: - You can't blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine! - But my Dalmation fire-dog led me to believe that I could rely on your bumbling minions to fail to recognise that unfortunate insignificant error on my part leading to the destruction of your valued possession or family member! Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 17-10-2005 | Size: 60 KB | Download
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	HeckleWorks Pro  License: Freeware
	HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment! Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 25-01-2005 | Size: 162 KB | Download
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	Simbabwe  License: Freeware
	Welcome to Simbabwe, where the property is already owned and the houses built and you compete to burn and dispossess them. Bounce around the map plundering farms, denying grain silos to opposition supporters and robbing the community chest. Easy to play but hard to escape from, Simbabwe is a richly detailed, evolved board game with unscrupulous AI and editorial cartoon graphics. Start off as some guy in the Zimbabwean African National Union Patriotic Front and end up changing the constitution 17 times and pledging to rule until you're 100. Rig elections, gaol opponents and taunt the Commonwealth as you use intimidation and stooges to create a mugaboly on power. Compete with Robert Mugabe, Canaan Banana, Cecil Rhodes and Sir Godfrey Huggins to earn a place on the all-time EU travel ban list! Main Features:  Challenging AI  Sophisticated inflation model: watch prices go up and savings erode every time you print money.  International reputation model: your actions determine whether you get aid, a travel ban or a slam dunk in the slammer on setting foot outside Zimbabwe.  Splenetic graphics  Vibrant sound effects  Over 60 dynamically triggered events, including adopting Marxism in 1988, the Land Reallocation Act 1992 and Operation Drive Out Rubbish  Detailed in-game help  Plumes of smoke Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 02-12-2005 | Size: 10105 KB | Download
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	That's Not a Picture  License: Freeware
	This application allows web authors to offer superior support for users who rely on browsers which support tables but not images. PNG, TIFF, JPG, GIF and on a good day PDF files can be imported. Drag the image file onto That's Not a Picture's icon, or into the image well on the left of its window. A HTML table describing the image using cell background colours appears in the right-hand field. A large image may take some seconds to translate. Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 08-04-2005 | Size: 64 KB | Download
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