Freeware: Witty

	SmartBee  License: Freeware
	SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you. Author: Geekcorp Software| Date: 05-10-2004 | Size: 6331 KB
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	HotchPotch  License: Freeware
	HotchPotch is a brandnew game idea. The game presents two pictures to you, which at first sight, seem identical. However, one of them contains a series of, more or less subtle alterations. Can you find them all within the time limit? Packs of additional pictures from different fields of human endeavour are available from our website. The SilverScreen PicturePack pays tribute to Hollywood's greatest, the XtraHard PicturePack features our most challenging motifs, and future attractions include the StarTrex-, 8-bitz- and 4Kidz- PicturePacks. Up to four players can compete- Witty comments and a cool background sound complete the fun. Try it! Author: DapperDuck| Date: 05-03-2004 | Size: 3610 KB
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	Demolition Man  License: Freeware
	Demolition Man is a multiplatform, run and gun action game based on the film of the same name, that takes the main character, John Spartan as he attempts to find and defeat his arch-nemesis, Simon Phoenix, who is the final boss of the game. Two different views are used within the game. Some stages are platform game type in side view, and include jumping and climbing, while other stages take an overhead Top-down shooter view; in all stages the player character can fire in eight directions. Stages are filled with many enemies, mostly gunmen, enemy characters and the player character can take a number of hits before dying; power ups can be found around the stages that increase the characters health or ammunition. The game gives the player limited continues and very few lives. There is only one stage of action in the year 1996 then it hops directly to the year 2032, and waters down the plot of the movie. This emasculation of the movie eliminates all of the comedic elements and turns the game into a straight action game with only minor witty comments like "avoid fatty foods" (as seen in the Super NES version of the game). Author: GameFabrique| Date: 01-04-2008 | Size: 2137 KB
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	MagikFortune  License: Freeware
	The inspiration for MagikFortune came from an old program known simply as “Fortune”. Fortune would deliver a witty or interesting comment to the user whenever they logged in. Back then, the world of computing was drab and colorless with text only interfaces, and an amusing fortune would brighten your day! Of course this is still the case today, but while the world has moved on from text based computing to a graphics rich desktop, the poor old “Fortune” program has not ... until now! Finally with the introduction of MagikFortune you can now again enjoy the thrill of receiving your fortune, but this time fully integrated in with a modern graphical operating system. No longer does your fortune appear as plain text on a plain screen, but it is delivered in speech by a fully animated 3D character that moves, speaks and generally amuses. Although developed completely independently, MagikFortune is even backwardly compatible with the old fortunes of the original Fortune application. Indeed many of the fortunes distributed with MagikFortune are from these original archives. MagikFortune is extremely easy to use. We recommend when you install to configure MagikFortune to run on startup, that way a fortune is just a click away. MagikFortune can be configured to deliver fortunes on demand, at regular intervals, or whenever you log in. The rest of the time your character will simply amuse themselves and not disturb you. If you'd rather not even see your character they will happily disappear and hide in the system tray on the bottom right of your screen, out of sight but hopefully not out of mind. Author: EzyTools| Date: 20-11-2006 | Size: 1807 KB
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