Freeware: Quotes Fortune Funny Humour

	PopUp Wisdom  License: Freeware
	PopUp Wisdom displays famous and not-so-famous quotes and humour on deman or at a timed shedule. Easily add your own messages and reminders. Supports forunte file format. Supports multiple books. Author: DonationCoder.com| Date: 27-09-2005 | Size: 1931 KB
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	SmartBee  License: Freeware
	SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you. Author: Geekcorp Software| Date: 05-10-2004 | Size: 6331 KB
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	Catfood Fortune Cookies  License: Freeware
	Catfood Fortune Cookies is based on the popular UNIX program Fortune. Every time you log in to windows a random Fortune is chosen from a database of over 4,000. Fortune Cookies also supports user defined fortunes. Author: Robert Ellison| Date: 12-01-2004 | Size: 860 KB
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	MagikFortune  License: Freeware
	The inspiration for MagikFortune came from an old program known simply as “Fortune”. Fortune would deliver a witty or interesting comment to the user whenever they logged in. Back then, the world of computing was drab and colorless with text only interfaces, and an amusing fortune would brighten your day! Of course this is still the case today, but while the world has moved on from text based computing to a graphics rich desktop, the poor old “Fortune” program has not ... until now! Finally with the introduction of MagikFortune you can now again enjoy the thrill of receiving your fortune, but this time fully integrated in with a modern graphical operating system. No longer does your fortune appear as plain text on a plain screen, but it is delivered in speech by a fully animated 3D character that moves, speaks and generally amuses. Although developed completely independently, MagikFortune is even backwardly compatible with the old fortunes of the original Fortune application. Indeed many of the fortunes distributed with MagikFortune are from these original archives. MagikFortune is extremely easy to use. We recommend when you install to configure MagikFortune to run on startup, that way a fortune is just a click away. MagikFortune can be configured to deliver fortunes on demand, at regular intervals, or whenever you log in. The rest of the time your character will simply amuse themselves and not disturb you. If you'd rather not even see your character they will happily disappear and hide in the system tray on the bottom right of your screen, out of sight but hopefully not out of mind. Author: EzyTools| Date: 20-11-2006 | Size: 1807 KB
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	eTikr - Free Stock Quotes for Excel  License: Freeware
	eTikr is a free Excel download, it allows users to download free stock quotes & market data directly in pre-built free Excel templates. Power users can build custom alerts and screens by using detailed quotes data comprising over 40 attributes including moving avgs, ranges etc. Streaming stock quotes can be used to create custom stock screens. Author: eTikr.com| Date: 01-06-2007 | Size: 3808 KB
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	MadLiveClock  License: Freeware
	Measures your life in funny and sadness units of measurement. Many funny facts. Author: Despeus| Date: 13-12-2004 | Size: 302 KB
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	Funny Voice  License: Freeware
	Funny Voice changes the pitch of your voice. Higher pitch will let you sound like a smurf, less pitch will give you a deep voice. All you need is a microphone. - Instead of your microphone, plug in the sound output of your tv card or your audio system and listen! - Great for your next karaoke party! - Use it for your answering machine The program is completely free! Author: Alexander Sabov| Date: 17-02-2003 | Size: 41 KB
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	Cats and Quotes Screensaver  License: Freeware
	The Free Cats and Quotes Screensaver by ScenicReflections.com displays 55 images of some of the most adorable cats you may ever see - each with feline related quotes! This screen saver also features three beautiful, full-length, CD-quality musical compositions performed by Cynthia Jordan and wallpaper support. The following features and benefits are included in the free Cats and Quotes Screen Saver: * Three full-length, cd-quality musical compositions * 55 High-Quality Images * Wallpaper Support * 51 Transition Effects * Customizable Screensaver Settings Dialog Box * Microsoft Plus! integration * Password Protection Available * Random Image Slideshow * Simple Double-Click Installation * Simple Un-Installation Author: Scenic Reflections Screensavers and Wallpaper| Date: 11-09-2004 | Size: 10782 KB
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	HeckleWorks Pro  License: Freeware
	HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment! Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 25-01-2005 | Size: 162 KB
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	Pearl Finder  License: Freeware
	Playing the game Pearl Finder you appear on the island with marvelous nature. You are surrounded by warm quiet sea, fine sand beach and bright sunlight.And in the center of this beautiful setting a pirate is sitting at a table and watches you closely with a sly look. Generally speaking he is waiting for the bets from any person who wants to play the game Pearl Finder. But it is in vain because he is living on this island alone. Several years ago the pirate was left here by his own friends, pirates. Do not let him be bored, play with him the game he suggests! The object of the game is to back trace the transportation of one of three shells where a pearl is hidden. After several manipulations of all shells the player is to point the shell with the pearl inside. You see the game is very simple but it demands attentiveness. The play is short and very absorbing! Try your fortune in Pearl Finder!Among other merits the game has the charm of uninhabited and overgrown with palms island, it strikes with bright colors, excellent graphics and lovely music. Games Features:  Intuitively simple interface and detailed instructions  Fullscren or Windowed Mode  High quality graphics!  Funny sound effects Author: FreeGames4Rest| Date: 20-01-2006 | Size: 1598 KB
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	# Casino Fortune  License: Freeware
	Casino Fortune Online is the flagship casino of the Sunny Group and was the fifth online casino established. Casino Fortune Online offers over 65 games. Players can either play for fun or for real money. Players have access to a built-in Game history and Financial history logs. A player can review each and every game he/she ever played, and view the exact date and time, amount wagered, the amount of winnings or losses, and detailed game result. Financial transaction history displays all deposits and withdrawals from the players' casino account. Both of these features can be accessed any time while online. Author: Best On Line Casinos| Date: -12-0301 | Size: 140 KB
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	Casino Fortune  License: Freeware
	Casino Fortune Online is the flagship casino of the Sunny Group and was the fifth online casino established. Casino Fortune Online offers over 65 games. Players can either play for fun or for real money. Players have access to a built-in Game history and Financial history logs. A player can review each and every game he/she ever played, and view the exact date and time, amount wagered, the amount of winnings or losses, and detailed game result. Financial transaction history displays all deposits and withdrawals from the players' casino account. Both of these features can be accessed any time while online. Author: Best On Line Casinos| Date: -12-0301 | Size: 140 KB
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	Funny Buttons  License: Freeware
	Funny Buttons is an absorbing arcade game in which you have to sew colorful buttons with a thread and a needle. The buttons are not only funny but magical as well. Once a colorful button is sewed all around changes in a moment. Try it! And have the great impression of the game and it's fascination. The main objective is to get as much points as you can. You'll be able to win by completing numerous exciting levels. The game is filled by the competition's spirit. That is why both children and adults like it. Play, compete and win! Author: DoubleGames.com| Date: 16-07-2005 | Size: 1355 KB
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	A Daily Inspirational Quote From Edgar Cayce  License: Freeware
	'A Daily Inspirational Quote From Edgar Cayce' delivers daily inspirational quotes by America's most famous psychic. Every time you start your computer, or at other times that you specify, this program will display a random quote of the day for you. Gain insights you can apply to your life on such topics as love, friendship, and philosophy. This program is totally free and fully functional. For more information and the complete collection of the Edgar Cayce material please visit our web site: http://www.all-edgar-cayce.com Author: All Edgar Cayce LLC.| Date: 01-01-2003 | Size: 1547 KB
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	Million Dollars Screensaver  License: Freeware
	Funny screensaver with animated face made of gold coins. If you love money - it's definitely for you. Author: InternetMillionDollars.com| Date: 28-11-2005 | Size: 853 KB
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	Loco4chat, funny sound clips for chat.  License: Freeware
	Add life to chat! Loco4chat is a free add-on software for any chat & VoIP application. It lets you play over 150 funny sound clips during chat and VoIP (Voice over IP) conversations. You can add any of your audio files (mp3, wav & wma) and even record your own funny voices. Loco4chat is 100% free, easy to use and easy to install (and uninstall as well). Loco4chat supports Live Messenger, Yahoo Messenger, Skype, AOL AIM, ICQ, QQ, GTalk, Xfire, TeamSpeak, Ventrilo, Camfrog, Sipphone, Express talk & Paltak. All the included sounds are free to use and you can download them to your mobile phone for a small fee. If you like Loco4chat you can show your support in it by downloading a sound or two. Have fun :-) Author: Loco4chat| Date: 15-05-2007 | Size: 2259 KB
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	Snoopy  License: Freeware
	The modernized remake of a forgotten C64 jump and run classic.Guide Snoopy the dog back home to his doghouse.Jump over holes in the ground and dodge enemies,laser beams and lava stones.Free download of a funny game with over 100 levels. Author: blueskied.com| Date: 02-04-2004 | Size: 704 KB
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	Doctor Quote  License: Freeware
	WARNING: The Quote For Today is a product that will brighten-up your day. Submitting a quotation to the The Quote For Today database will help your whit, charm, or amusing comebacks get noticed in the world! Here is what PCWEEK's web-site has to say about the freeware version of our software; " Quotez! (The Quote For Today) will brighten your day by offering a quote when you start your computer or anytime you click on the advance icon. With over 10,000 quotes, jokes, one-liners, snappy sayings, and even a politically incorrect blurb or two, there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips. Add quotes of your own by simply cutting and pasting whenever you find a pithy saying. An alarm feature lets you set a reminder with a message and warning sound at whatever date/time you wish. You can also have the reminder message be a command-line instruction to execute a selected program. You can only set one alarm at a time, and there is no random advance of the quotes, but with a starting database of 10K quotes, who's complaining? " Note: If you really get "into" free comical and not-so-comical quotations, then try "TheQuoteForToday" lister-server! If you would like to make a donation to our quote-collection project, then please visit our on-line store and purchase a copy of this software package. Author: Soft9000.com| Date: 10-06-2003 | Size: 300 KB
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	MSN Funny Avatar Display Pack  License: Freeware
	MSN Messenger Funny Avatar Packs are fun and include many different images to use to show all your friends. These MSN Messenger Picture packs are themed so you get the best pic. This is just one more way to have more fun with MSN Messenger. MSN Avatars packs are not only fun but they are free. And don't forget to tell your friends about these free MSN Messenger Avatars packs! Author: Chunky Pig| Date: 03-09-2004 | Size: 1318 KB
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	NameSaver  License: Freeware
	NameSaver is based on the EuroSaver code. Instead of the new currency of the EC it displays names or other bits of text waving over your desktop. It was made as a present for a group of children, with their names as default. (I have changed that default list.) Instead of names you can also enter other types of text, like quotes or short jokes. Options: -- Names -- you can edit the list of names. Put each name on a separate line. If you use other kinds of text keep in mind the text will be displayed line by line so if, for instance, you want to use quotes you'll have to put each quote on one single line. -- Number -- indicates the number of names that will be shown at the same time. -- Subscript -- is a single line of text that will bedisplayed at the bottom of the screen. -- Background -- you can choose to have your desktop as background or hide it and have the saver run against a black background or a blue sky. You can also use an image of your choice. -- Shadow -- adds a dropshadow to the names (doesn't work with a black background). -- Highlight -- gives the names their own shadow and highlight. -- Font -- pick a font and font style. -- Colour -- you can choose to have all text in one colour of your choice or have the program pick random colours. Click on the coloured panel to change the colour. -- Size -- this changes the size of the text on screen. The actual font size is also based on the length of the text, making each text item cover more or less the same surface. -- Speed -- changes the speed at which the saver will run. The speed will also be affected by the other options (number of names, shadow and highlight and the font face and size). Author: Remco de Korte| Date: 13-09-2002 | Size: 190 KB
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	Art Plus Funny Clocks  License: Freeware
	A nice looking, animated and skinable gadget with basic functionality of alarm clock with built in reminder. Get reminded of important events and entertained at the same time :-) Several skin designs are available for download from authors website. Download instructions and links are given within the program. When downloaded, new skins will automatically be installed to appropriate directory and linked to the clock. Author: Art Plus| Date: 11-03-2004 | Size: 1710 KB
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	IFocus  License: Freeware
	IFocus enables you to focus on parts of web-pages and view them while working on other applications. Great for monitoring news, stock quotes, weather and more. You can easly "cut" and focus on parts of big sites (Nasdaq, cnn...) and view only the parts that you like. Easly toggle in and out of view the windows as you like. Set automatic refresh mode and more... Author: RanGeva| Date: 04-11-2000 | Size: 463 KB
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	Funny Pictures ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	Few funny images inspired by cosmic love in merry slideshow are going to alter your vision of reality, unveil the deepness of the world mistery, increase your everyday creativity and cheer your moods. Funny Pictures Screensaver Features    Amazing Slideshow  Wide variety of transition effects  Wallpaper manager  Flexible settings  Absolutely Free  Endless inspiration  Decorate your desktop with beautiful images!  Let your spirits be always high! Author: free-slideshow.com| Date: 03-07-2006 | Size: 2111 KB
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	Botonoid  License: Freeware
	A fast and funny Arkanoid clone by Bottomap Software. Made entirely with Botolib (our upcoming ease-to-use game programming library). More infos on our website. NB:DirectX9.0+ required Author: Bottomap Software| Date: 26-01-2005 | Size: 1905 KB
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	OT Mobile Chart  License: Freeware
	Away from your PC and need to check your investments?  Want to have the market indices always under control?  Want to track your favorite stocks from your cell phone?    This free software gives you access to your financial quotes on your mobile, anytime and anywhere.This simple yet powerful tool for traders allows you to be in touch with financial quotes on your mobile phone. This powerful portfolio manager and charting tool on your mobile will allow you to analyze your stocks with charts and update to the latest prices. Comprising a simple interface all you have to do is fill your portfolio with one or more ticker symbols and you are provided with the required quotes.    The features included are  *Scrollable quote list with price info for portfolio management  Price history is displayed in charts for analyzing price movements  *It provides market data from all major stock exchanges  *Supports all major currencies  *There is very little data exchanged for faster results with minimum connection cost  *And it is freeware.    Using OT Mobile Chart is really easy: simply fill your portfolio with one or more ticker symbols and you are ready to go. Author: Optimal Trader| Date: 13-03-2008 | Size: 43 KB
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	Great Posters vol.1  License: Freeware
	Great posters provides beautiful free posters that feature amazing scenes from nature and quotes from famous authors and thinkers Mark Twain, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Socrates, Henry David Thoreau, Miguel De Cervantes, and Buckminster Fuller. Simply download and print. Hang or post anywhere you like. Posters can also be framed to make them more special for the home or office. Brighten your house or work area and enjoy their inspirational value. Author: Grant & Capizzi| Date: 29-12-2004 | Size: 1156 KB
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	Beggar Race  License: Freeware
	A dime here and a dime there make a lunch for a beggar. Beggar race is truly hilarious game where you are a street bum, picking up dimes from the highway. You will be laughing your socks off when you here the bum talking. It is so original and funny. Oh yes, do not forget to avoid those cars when collecting coins from the highway. They will run you dead. A small little hairy beggar won’t prevent those cars from stopping. This free arcade game will make your day. It is funny, exciting and entertaining. Go ahead, try to live the life of a street beggar. Author: Free Downloadable Games| Date: 29-05-2008 | Size: 1189 KB
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	Funny MSN Display Pictures  License: Freeware
	The Funny MSN display pictures pack is a new set of free avatars/display pictures for MSN Messenger. This free pack contains 50 hilarious display pictures for use in MSN Messenger 6 and 7! The display pictures are easy to download and use, and are fully compatible with MSN Messenger 6/7, so give these free pictures a try today! Author: MSN Display Pictures| Date: 01-10-2004 | Size: 548 KB
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	Art of War Screen Saver  License: Freeware
	Scenes of ancient China and quotes from Sun Tzu's "Art of War". Around 2,000 years ago, China was in turmoil. A series of wars left the leaders in search of a new way of governing. Confucius and Lao Tzu had developed their solutions but Sun Tzu's philosophy, born of his direct experience of war and life and death struggle, also gained a popular following amongst the ruling class. In The Art of War, Sun Tzu recommended a strategic method to win that rarely required actual war. Author: About the Art of War| Date: 02-02-2005 | Size: 1962 KB
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	Happy Note! Valentine  License: Freeware
	Send all your favorite people a free musical Happy Note! Valentine: a delightful little program that has two little hearts dance and bounce about your screen to a lively tune: when they bump into each other, they exchange a kiss! The on-screen menu makes it easy to share the program with anyone you want through a special page on the Happy Note! Web site. What a fun and original way to celebrate Valentine's Day! Author: Happy Note!| Date: 08-02-2003 | Size: 573 KB
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