Freeware: Joke

	Free Joke Book  License: Freeware
	Free 40 Page Joke Book! If Laughter is the Best Medicine - You're about to hit the motherlode. 40 pages of Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes. Blonde jokes, Redneck Jokes, Sports jokes, Bar jokes etc etc. All my personal favorites after publishing a Joke of the Day list for eight years - the funniest jokes, the best quotes - compiled into a single Joke Book. If you love to laugh, and I know you do, you're gonna just love this ebook. Author: Horizon Enterprises| Date: 18-05-2007 | Size: 532 KB
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	Joke411  License: Freeware
	Joke411 is a free "joke of the day" kind of application. It loads during the system startup and displays a daily joke in a balloon message near the system clock. Joke411 is fully customizable: you may add your own set of daily jokes by simply editing a text file that contains all jokes. You need to edit "joke.txt" in a text editor in order to customize the displayed jokes. To install, unzip application and add a shortcut to Windows Startup menu. To uninstall, simply remove the shortcut and delete joke.exe and joke.txt from where you unpacked it. Joke411 is free. It does not include any kind of adware or spyware. Author: Soft411| Date: 24-03-2006 | Size: 100 KB
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	Joke eBook  License: Freeware
	Joke eBook for Windows. Free electronic Book with jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize(enter) your jokes. Features: Notebook-like interface; Very fast and small; Easily search for jokes; Flexible filters; Print all selected jokes; Unlimited entries, books. Can be used as a Note Organizer. Author: PrimaSoft PC| Date: 26-05-2001 | Size: 300 KB
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	DrWindows  License: Freeware
	Dr.Windows is a joke program that displays funny fake windows error messages at random times. They look just like the real windows error messages you know and love except they are funnier. You can use it to play tricks on people. Make your own custom dialogs and share them with the world! Author: DonationCoder.com| Date: 13-12-2005 | Size: 1400 KB
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	Surpriise  License: Freeware
	Surpriise is a joke program, incredible desktop entertainment, which brings a lot of fun to your kids, and the entire family or friends. This cute absolutely free program is a little gift for you, your friends and relatives. Available for Windows XP/2003/Vista. Author: OrgBusiness Software| Date: 17-04-2008 | Size: 2876 KB
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	7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	The mission of 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver is to frighten you totally with these ancient monsters waiting to eat everething and everybody they come across. Just a joke. ;) They are very lovely and many of them are herbivore. There are 20 high quality dinosaurs images. You can also choose from 25 transition effects that appear between the images. 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver was developed by 7art-screensavers company. We specialize in screensavers developing. 7art-screensavers shine out the most beautiful images to extend the boundaries of your virtual world and enrich your visual experience with much more pleasurable things in comparison with endless letters and figures you have to read and write everyday at your PC screen. Life is the great thing and we should not forget about that! 7art-screensavers will remind you about some wonders of the world we are living in everytime they start. We do hope 7art-screensavers will help you to be somewhat more happy. If it is true, we will be more happy too. Author: Anatoly Kovylin| Date: 24-09-2002 | Size: 1144 KB
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	My Spot  License: Freeware
	f you've got a kid, or kids, aged 6 to 12 or maybe you are one of those folks that is "young at heart" we highly recommend you to download and enjoy this initiative software. It's like nothing you've ever seen or heard of before! General features:  All the screens are designed using a very advanced technique, Screens/ windows don't have to be the boring old square forms any more!  All program interfaces were designed to be as simple as possible. No hard to figure out stuff!  All programs have a very cool and instructive, easy to understand, help feature delivered via "Peedy the Talking Parrot" - your My Spot host.  Tested compatible with Windows XP and Vista ready.  Language and features designed with the kids in mind - tested and design consulting by several 9 and 10 year olds.  How "My Spot" can help your kids (but don't just think it's for the kids only - if you like playing around with neat software you might get addicted to it yourself!) enjoy a computer to it's fullest:    Listen to selected iNet Radio broadcasts. We make sure that the type stations offered do not play offensive content (i.e. gangster rap, etc.)  Have most any web page "spoken" to you (via Peedy - your host) with the include talking web browser.  Create a "movie" using the script Movie Maker. Make Peedy say and do most anything and save the movie script for later loading. Simple to use and very detailed instructions.  Keep busy and entertained by the "Peedy's Song Gallery", 'Peedy the Jokester". and "Guess the Number game.  You GOT to see this - the kids love it! Use "Peedy's Picture Taker" to take your picture without need of any video camera or other hardware connected to your system. Joke software that will for sure get a laugh out of you! Author: Code-it Software, Inc.| Date: 03-09-2006 | Size: 13528 KB
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	MadLiveClock  License: Freeware
	Measures your life in funny and sadness units of measurement. Many funny facts. Author: Despeus| Date: 13-12-2004 | Size: 302 KB
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	HeckleWorks Pro  License: Freeware
	HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment! Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 25-01-2005 | Size: 162 KB
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	Sound Mine  License: Freeware
	Program trick must to force game maniac or loud music lover shut down your dear PC. Program imitates sound card damage and sounds after 0, 1, 5, 10 or 20 minutes after start. All 5 time versions are placed in zip archive. To stop this hide program press Ctrl+Alt+Del keys and select program name in process list of Task Manager to stop it. If game or music maniac can guess to press Ctrl+Alt+Del keys then you may rename program exe file as SERVICE.EXE to confuse him. OS Windows 98/ME/XP/2000/2003. Author: Yellow Gold Software| Date: 29-07-2006 | Size: 113 KB
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	Framing Station  License: Freeware
	The Framing Station is a combination of digital photo software with 930 pre-illustrated “frames.” There is no drawing or assembling of clip-art required with the Framing Station. The user simply selects their photo, selects a frame, and clicks on print or save. The Framing Station includes 930 frames each illustrated in four formats (4x6, 6x4, 8x10, and 10x8) in categories such as: magazine covers, personalized sports trading cards, greeting cards, awards, joke frames, scrapbook templates, calendars, post cards, party invitations, and thank you notes. All of the frames can be personalized by adding captions and phrases. The Framing Station works with digital images from any source. Version 2.15 is a major upgrade to the Digi-Press rapid response technology to include AccuPosition, which enables borderless prints. Author: Frame My Photos, LLC.| Date: 01-06-2005 | Size: 36701 KB
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	MagikFortune  License: Freeware
	The inspiration for MagikFortune came from an old program known simply as “Fortune”. Fortune would deliver a witty or interesting comment to the user whenever they logged in. Back then, the world of computing was drab and colorless with text only interfaces, and an amusing fortune would brighten your day! Of course this is still the case today, but while the world has moved on from text based computing to a graphics rich desktop, the poor old “Fortune” program has not ... until now! Finally with the introduction of MagikFortune you can now again enjoy the thrill of receiving your fortune, but this time fully integrated in with a modern graphical operating system. No longer does your fortune appear as plain text on a plain screen, but it is delivered in speech by a fully animated 3D character that moves, speaks and generally amuses. Although developed completely independently, MagikFortune is even backwardly compatible with the old fortunes of the original Fortune application. Indeed many of the fortunes distributed with MagikFortune are from these original archives. MagikFortune is extremely easy to use. We recommend when you install to configure MagikFortune to run on startup, that way a fortune is just a click away. MagikFortune can be configured to deliver fortunes on demand, at regular intervals, or whenever you log in. The rest of the time your character will simply amuse themselves and not disturb you. If you'd rather not even see your character they will happily disappear and hide in the system tray on the bottom right of your screen, out of sight but hopefully not out of mind. Author: EzyTools| Date: 20-11-2006 | Size: 1807 KB
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	Dr.Web CureIt!  License: Freeware
	FREE antivirus and anti spyware scanner based on the Dr.Web best-of-breed engine with the most up-to-date add-ons to the Dr.Web virus bases. As hundreds new viruses appear and spread in hours around the world daily, CureIt! with the newest definitions to the virus bases is re-built several times every day. CureIt! will help you quickly scan and cure, if necessary, a computer operated by MS Windows 95OSR2/98/98SE/Me/NT4/2000/XP/2003/2003R2 without installation of the Dr.Web Anti-virus. The utility supports Russian, Arabic, Bulgarian, Byelorussian, Czech, English, Estonian, French, Georgian, German, Greek, Hungarian, Japanese, Latvian, Lithuanian, Persian, Polish, Portuguese, Slovakian, Spanish, Ukrainian. Dr.Web CureIT! detects and removes: * Mass-mailing worms --* E-mail viruses --* Peer-to-peer viruses --* Internet worms --* File viruses --* Trojans --* Stealth viruses --* Polymorphic viruses --* Bodiless viruses --* Macro viruses --* MS Office viruses --* Script viruses --* Spyware --* Spybots --* Password stealers --* Paid Dialers --* Adware --* Riskware --* Hacktools --* Backdoors --* Keyloggers --* Joke programs --* Malicious scripts --* Other malware Author: Doctor Web, Ltd.| Date: 10-01-2007 | Size: 4978 KB
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