Freeware: Joke On Start

	Joke411  License: Freeware
	Joke411 is a free "joke of the day" kind of application. It loads during the system startup and displays a daily joke in a balloon message near the system clock. Joke411 is fully customizable: you may add your own set of daily jokes by simply editing a text file that contains all jokes. You need to edit "joke.txt" in a text editor in order to customize the displayed jokes. To install, unzip application and add a shortcut to Windows Startup menu. To uninstall, simply remove the shortcut and delete joke.exe and joke.txt from where you unpacked it. Joke411 is free. It does not include any kind of adware or spyware. Author: Soft411| Date: 24-03-2006 | Size: 100 KB
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	Free Joke Book  License: Freeware
	Free 40 Page Joke Book! If Laughter is the Best Medicine - You're about to hit the motherlode. 40 pages of Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes. Blonde jokes, Redneck Jokes, Sports jokes, Bar jokes etc etc. All my personal favorites after publishing a Joke of the Day list for eight years - the funniest jokes, the best quotes - compiled into a single Joke Book. If you love to laugh, and I know you do, you're gonna just love this ebook. Author: Horizon Enterprises| Date: 18-05-2007 | Size: 532 KB
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	Joke eBook  License: Freeware
	Joke eBook for Windows. Free electronic Book with jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize(enter) your jokes. Features: Notebook-like interface; Very fast and small; Easily search for jokes; Flexible filters; Print all selected jokes; Unlimited entries, books. Can be used as a Note Organizer. Author: PrimaSoft PC| Date: 26-05-2001 | Size: 300 KB
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	DrWindows  License: Freeware
	Dr.Windows is a joke program that displays funny fake windows error messages at random times. They look just like the real windows error messages you know and love except they are funnier. You can use it to play tricks on people. Make your own custom dialogs and share them with the world! Author: DonationCoder.com| Date: 13-12-2005 | Size: 1400 KB
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	Surpriise  License: Freeware
	Surpriise is a joke program, incredible desktop entertainment, which brings a lot of fun to your kids, and the entire family or friends. This cute absolutely free program is a little gift for you, your friends and relatives. Available for Windows XP/2003/Vista. Author: OrgBusiness Software| Date: 17-04-2008 | Size: 2876 KB
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	7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	The mission of 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver is to frighten you totally with these ancient monsters waiting to eat everething and everybody they come across. Just a joke. ;) They are very lovely and many of them are herbivore. There are 20 high quality dinosaurs images. You can also choose from 25 transition effects that appear between the images. 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver was developed by 7art-screensavers company. We specialize in screensavers developing. 7art-screensavers shine out the most beautiful images to extend the boundaries of your virtual world and enrich your visual experience with much more pleasurable things in comparison with endless letters and figures you have to read and write everyday at your PC screen. Life is the great thing and we should not forget about that! 7art-screensavers will remind you about some wonders of the world we are living in everytime they start. We do hope 7art-screensavers will help you to be somewhat more happy. If it is true, we will be more happy too. Author: Anatoly Kovylin| Date: 24-09-2002 | Size: 1144 KB
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	Sound Mine  License: Freeware
	Program trick must to force game maniac or loud music lover shut down your dear PC. Program imitates sound card damage and sounds after 0, 1, 5, 10 or 20 minutes after start. All 5 time versions are placed in zip archive. To stop this hide program press Ctrl+Alt+Del keys and select program name in process list of Task Manager to stop it. If game or music maniac can guess to press Ctrl+Alt+Del keys then you may rename program exe file as SERVICE.EXE to confuse him. OS Windows 98/ME/XP/2000/2003. Author: Yellow Gold Software| Date: 29-07-2006 | Size: 113 KB
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	Vista Start Menu SE  License: Freeware
	Vista Start Menu was specifically designed to replace the often confusing menu in Windows XP and Windows Vista. For your convenience, the interface has been developed with human psychology taken into account. Solve tasks in a simpler and quicker way. Vista Start Menu offers many new features not available in the system Start menu. You can start a program or open a document in a couple of keystrokes, without having to take your hands away from the keyboard. Easy-to-use zooming allows those with large monitors and people with poor eyesight to work with comfort. If you have many programs, they will all fit onto the screen because you will be able to stretch the Start menu and resize it any way you like. Vista Start Menu supports tabs and each menu item can contain any number of them. Start searching the Internet or your local computer right from the Start menu with just one keystroke. Those who use the extended version will also be able to use the features of one-click launch and quick un-install. Start working with pleasure! Author: OrdinarySoft| Date: 18-04-2007 | Size: 1487 KB
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	@Start Page  License: Freeware
	Create a home (start) page for your browser that is truly yours for free! @Start page resides locally on your computer and loads instantly regardless of the speed of the connection. Search with the most popular search engines right from @Start. Create custom links for the sites you use most. View the URLs you typed most recently. Get instant access to your favorites and history. Get access to the latest news! Free horoscopes! Author: Interapple, Inc| Date: 27-12-2002 | Size: 643 KB
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	Tidy Start Menu  License: Freeware
	Are you tired of searching for programs in a long "Start Menu" list? If so, this program is for you. It allows you to arrange all the shortcuts in the Start Menu. Your Start Menu looks neat, and you can easily and quickly find any program you want. For example, you can create a special "Games" category, and when opening the Start Menu you will see a "Games" section (instead of a list of the games) in which you will find the game you need Author: OrdinarySoft| Date: 17-07-2007 | Size: 1123 KB
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	Vista Start Menu  License: Freeware
	Each time you start programs from the Start menu, you use an interface that has not changed in 10 years! No wonder it has become more difficult to use as the number of programs has increased. Vista Start Menu is a convenient alternative to the "Start" menu. It's now easier to find and run the program you need. Visually-based, and easy-to-use. Your applications are arranged in a table with icons divided into groups, which makes it easier to work with multiple programs. And one more really important nuance: when you remove programs or install new ones, other icons remain in their places so you do not have to waste time looking for "drifted icons" as often happens. Author: OrdinarySoft| Date: 14-01-2006 | Size: 1360 KB
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	JetStart Free  License: Freeware
	Tired of digging into crowded Start Menu? JetStart offers you a quick access to categorized Start Menu shortcuts, recently launched programs and system commands. Just point your mouse to the Start Menu button! You can also place your most used programs and documents into the handy toolbar and quickly run any program by typing few starting letters. Reorder taskbar buttons by drag and drop! Author: Code Sector Inc.| Date: 17-05-2007 | Size: 657 KB
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	Portable Start Menu  License: Freeware
	Portable Start Menu is a simple and free start menu application that can be installed on USB sticks or local PCs. Organize your programs in a simple menu system and launch them via a tray icon. If you close Portable Start Menu on an USB-Stick, running applications can be closed automatically, too. Main features:  * Organize and launch applications via a tray menu  * Closes running applications on USB-Sticks automatically  * Checks if an application has been changed before execution  * Runs on USB-Sticks without leaving any traces on a host PC  * Portable Start Menu is Freeware Additional functions on USB sticks:    * Create an autorun file to automatically launch Portable Start Menu  * Close running applications when you exit Portable Start Menu Author: Martin Aignesberger| Date: 23-10-2007 | Size: 961 KB
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	My Spot  License: Freeware
	f you've got a kid, or kids, aged 6 to 12 or maybe you are one of those folks that is "young at heart" we highly recommend you to download and enjoy this initiative software. It's like nothing you've ever seen or heard of before! General features:  All the screens are designed using a very advanced technique, Screens/ windows don't have to be the boring old square forms any more!  All program interfaces were designed to be as simple as possible. No hard to figure out stuff!  All programs have a very cool and instructive, easy to understand, help feature delivered via "Peedy the Talking Parrot" - your My Spot host.  Tested compatible with Windows XP and Vista ready.  Language and features designed with the kids in mind - tested and design consulting by several 9 and 10 year olds.  How "My Spot" can help your kids (but don't just think it's for the kids only - if you like playing around with neat software you might get addicted to it yourself!) enjoy a computer to it's fullest:    Listen to selected iNet Radio broadcasts. We make sure that the type stations offered do not play offensive content (i.e. gangster rap, etc.)  Have most any web page "spoken" to you (via Peedy - your host) with the include talking web browser.  Create a "movie" using the script Movie Maker. Make Peedy say and do most anything and save the movie script for later loading. Simple to use and very detailed instructions.  Keep busy and entertained by the "Peedy's Song Gallery", 'Peedy the Jokester". and "Guess the Number game.  You GOT to see this - the kids love it! Use "Peedy's Picture Taker" to take your picture without need of any video camera or other hardware connected to your system. Joke software that will for sure get a laugh out of you! Author: Code-it Software, Inc.| Date: 03-09-2006 | Size: 13528 KB
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	MadLiveClock  License: Freeware
	Measures your life in funny and sadness units of measurement. Many funny facts. Author: Despeus| Date: 13-12-2004 | Size: 302 KB
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	SD Screen Saver Launcher  License: Freeware
	SD Screen Saver Launcher the program for fast start of the screensaver. SDSSL helps to save confidentiality of the information. Now you can start the screensaver during necessary time with only one movement of the mouse. At start the program creates an active zone in one of corners of the screen. It is enough to move the cursor of the mouse to this area the screensaver also will be started. Convenience of the given option allows to hide quickly the confidential information from another's eyes. For maintenance of more full protection it is enough to establish the password for the screensaver - thus you can quickly protect the workplace from the non-authorized access during absence of you at a computer. Options allows to choose any corner of the screen for creation of an active zone for start of the screensaver, the program can automatically be loaded at start Windows. SDSSL it is free-of-charge, user-friendly, convenient in use, as well as all other products of our manufacture. Use SDSSL for reception of higher level of safety for your workplace. Author: SDIsle.com| Date: 10-02-2006 | Size: 388 KB
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	ICQ Lite Starter  License: Freeware
	With ICQ Lite Starter you can start ICQ Lite in a self chosen status. Furthermore you can configure to allow multiple instances of ICQ Lite runnig at the same time. With this it is possible to be online with two or more ICQ numbers at the same time. Features: You can start ICQ Lite in a self predefined status It is possible to be online with multiple ICQ numbers at the same time You can start ICQ Lite in the status Free for Chat, DND and Occupied which are normaly not available in ICQ Lite You can start ICQ Lite in Invisible status to first have a look who is online, without beeing seen With the function Search for updates you can easily find and download available updates You can set up ICQ Lite Starter to close after logged in to ICQ Lite You have the possibility to set a status for your ICQ account with ICQ Lite Starter and login automatically or to open the ICQ Lite login window an sign in manually ICQ Lite Starter is multilingual (supported languages are english and german but you can create a language file in your own language by translating one on of the existing files in the program subfolder languages. If you have transleted a file into your language, please send it to webmaster@icqlitetools.com) Advise: It is possible that ICQ Lite shows the status Free For Chat, DND, Occupied and Invisible to you as Offline. But don't worry about that, because all other users will see the correct status! (To test it you can open ICQ Lite with a second login and watch the status of your other account) Author: Christian Zeller| Date: 10-08-2005 | Size: 200 KB
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	Supreme Shutdown Scheduler  License: Freeware
	A small, easy to use scheduling program that schedules shutdowns, restarts or log offs all with the option to force (will do the process with no interruptions eg. saving a document). - Option to start minimised in system tray - Option to start on windows start-up - Minimises to system tray - Ability to schedule a process (shutdown, restart etc.) within a second at any time during the current month . Author: Supreme Schedulers| Date: 15-01-2008 | Size: 439 KB
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	Tray Date  License: Freeware
	Tray Date is a very small program that displays the current date in an attractive tray icon Publish-me.com. Tray Date's executive file is a very small file so there will be virtually no startup lag as a result of Tray Date starting when you start your computer. You do not have to set the date. The program gets this information from your computer's operating system. Tray Date is a desktop enhancement and will auto start when you start windows. If other users of your computer want to use Tray Date, place a shortcut to Tray Date in the Start Menu's Startup folder under their profile. No Splash Screen. No advertisements. No spam from the producers. No adware. Tray Date does not create a bunch of folders and files to clutter up your computer's file system with little programs that are going to advertise to you stuff you do not want, do not need, and do not want to see even if it might have a dancing rabbit. Author: Titlebar Software| Date: 01-03-2006 | Size: 188 KB
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	Titlebar Time  License: Freeware
	Displays the day of the week, the date, and the time in the titlebar of the active window. Titlebar Time's executive file is a very small file so there will be virtually no startup lag as a result of Titlebar Time starting when you start your computer. You do not have to set the day, the date, or the time Publish-me.com. The program gets this information from your computer's operating system. Titlebar Time is a desktop enhancement and will auto start when you start windows. If other users of your computer want to use Titlebar Time, place a shortcut to Titlebar Time in the Start Menu's Startup folder under their profile. No tray icon to clutter up your tray area. No Splash Screen. No advertisements. No spam from the producers. No adware. Author: Titlebar Software| Date: 01-03-2006 | Size: 172 KB
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	Radio Zenwaw  License: Freeware
	Amazing radio software that brings to your desktop all the best music , by one click you start listen to radio zenwaw with a real high quality sound and fast loading .Easy to use , with minimum computer features needed . Simple layout with few bottons but complete functions.it's free and simple , don't wait , start now and download it. Author: ZENWAW| Date: 10-10-2006 | Size: 3261 KB
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	Acez Jump Start Screen Saver  License: Freeware
	Have you ever left your computer while your screen saver did not activate, exposing your personal information? Do you have information that you want to quickly hide when someone comes over your computer? Acez Jump Start Screen Saver is a true 32 bit application utility that will instantly activate your screen saver from your desktop (system tray). No more waiting around! Acez Jump Start supports all Windows operating systems. Author: Bryan Sambrook| Date: 09-06-2002 | Size: 219 KB
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	HeckleWorks Pro  License: Freeware
	HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment! Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 25-01-2005 | Size: 162 KB
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	NexMander  License: Freeware
	NexMander is the ultimate toolbar for Windows. Fully custumizable, NexMander enable you more power, and perhaps replace totaly your Windows start menu. Acces to your favorite software in one clic and with structured display, in a treeview you can manage all your system, running task, configuration, and more... enabling you a fast and simple acces to your PC. Author: Alois Cochard| Date: 12-01-2005 | Size: 2908 KB
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	Quick StartUp  License: Freeware
	Do you have a ton of programs that start automatically each time Windows starts? Surely you are not using all of them right away, so there is no sense waiting for all of them to load and to start at the hourglass.Quick Startup allows you inspect, edit, temporary disable or delete such programs. Author: GlarySoft Inc.| Date: 14-03-2005 | Size: 782 KB
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	MyBlockeR  License: Freeware
	Simply TCP Port blocker-log file will be generated for all hack attempt. Load at Windows start-up and Auto Start functions included.Doesn't require installation and willnever add new registry key entries to your Windows registry database. Author: MyEraseR Software Solutions| Date: 27-06-2004 | Size: 203 KB
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	Daily Tao Quote  License: Freeware
	Next time you start your computer, instead of staring at your screen impatiently, why not contemplate the meaning of life? The program displays a quote from the Tao with a relevant photo every time you start your computer. 31 quotes and images in this version. More in the free upgrade. Press a button to print out the quote and image. Program closes automatically after 30 seconds to 3 minutes (your choice). The Tao is an ancient Chinese classic and the source of sayings like "The journey of 1,000 miles starts with a single step". It is related to the I-Ching and, more loosely, to Zen. Images include the Great Wall, Chinese gardens and temples. Author: About the Tao| Date: 09-09-2002 | Size: 1966 KB
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	Startup Manager  License: Freeware
	Startup Manager is a program that provides you the possibility to manage the Windows startup procedure. It offers you the possibility to control which programs automatically start up and more. Author: gvlSoft| Date: 18-11-2007 | Size: 746 KB
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	QuickStart  License: Freeware
	QuickStart allows you to quickly find items in your Start Menu, Favorites, Recent Files, Desktop and History, that match a typed keyword. In addition, you can specify a custom directory, as well as file extensions to look for. Just type in the keyword and press enter to be presented with a list of items that match your entry - you can then select and launch the program, link or file by selecting it from the list. This program is Freeware (no ads, no nag screens, no limitations). Features: - Launch applications, documents, etc, by simply typing a keyword. - Automatically load keywords from the Start Menu, Favorites, etc - Launch explorer by typing a directory path. - Launch the default browser by typing an url. - Runs in the system tray. - Define your own system hot-key. - Define your own custom search directory for keywords. - User defined ignore list for key words. - Provides useful memory information. - Low physical memory warning. - Many configurable options. - Uses a small memory foot print. Author: Tijn Hoekstra| Date: 14-01-2004 | Size: 731 KB
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	Hide Programs  License: Freeware
	Any program which you install adds items to the Start Menu and the Add/Remove Programs List in the Control Panel. Using this Control Panel applet, anyone who has access to your computer can view which programs you have installed on your PC and un-install them. Hide Programs lets you hide programs from the Add/Remove Programs List or re-show them. You can also temporarily hide Start Menu items without deleting them. You can use Hide Programs 1.0 to  prevent others from uninstalling the programs you have installed  prevent other users from knowing what programs you have installed  remove the programs which cannot be uninstalled correctly to speedup loading Add\Remove programs list in Control Panel Author: Hide Programs Software| Date: 08-08-2007 | Size: 645 KB
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