Freeware: Joke Clock Utility

	Joke411  License: Freeware
	Joke411 is a free "joke of the day" kind of application. It loads during the system startup and displays a daily joke in a balloon message near the system clock. Joke411 is fully customizable: you may add your own set of daily jokes by simply editing a text file that contains all jokes. You need to edit "joke.txt" in a text editor in order to customize the displayed jokes. To install, unzip application and add a shortcut to Windows Startup menu. To uninstall, simply remove the shortcut and delete joke.exe and joke.txt from where you unpacked it. Joke411 is free. It does not include any kind of adware or spyware. Author: Soft411| Date: 24-03-2006 | Size: 100 KB
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	Free Joke Book  License: Freeware
	Free 40 Page Joke Book! If Laughter is the Best Medicine - You're about to hit the motherlode. 40 pages of Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes. Blonde jokes, Redneck Jokes, Sports jokes, Bar jokes etc etc. All my personal favorites after publishing a Joke of the Day list for eight years - the funniest jokes, the best quotes - compiled into a single Joke Book. If you love to laugh, and I know you do, you're gonna just love this ebook. Author: Horizon Enterprises| Date: 18-05-2007 | Size: 532 KB
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	Joke eBook  License: Freeware
	Joke eBook for Windows. Free electronic Book with jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize(enter) your jokes. Features: Notebook-like interface; Very fast and small; Easily search for jokes; Flexible filters; Print all selected jokes; Unlimited entries, books. Can be used as a Note Organizer. Author: PrimaSoft PC| Date: 26-05-2001 | Size: 300 KB
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	GPS Clock  License: Freeware
	GPS Clock Software is a freeware utility that runs on any Windows NT/2000/XP/2003 workstation or server. The software polls time from a standard NMEA GPS time receiver connected to the host PC's serial port and optionally allows time to be synchronised on the host PC. The GPS clock utility polls GPRMC messages from a standard NMEA GPS time receiver. Information received from the GPS receiver such as time, date, gps status, satellites is shown. The GPS clock utility can also update the system time of the host PC with GPS time. Note however, time synchronisation can only be acheived to the nearest second. Standard NMEA GPS devices do not have a pulse per second output that can be utilised by the serial port of a PC. Therefore, the microsecond accuracy that is available from TimeTools GPS T1000 and T2000 GPS timing receivers is not available with this software. Author: ntp time server| Date: 01-12-2006 | Size: 1928 KB
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	MadLiveClock  License: Freeware
	Measures your life in funny and sadness units of measurement. Many funny facts. Author: Despeus| Date: 13-12-2004 | Size: 302 KB
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	DrWindows  License: Freeware
	Dr.Windows is a joke program that displays funny fake windows error messages at random times. They look just like the real windows error messages you know and love except they are funnier. You can use it to play tricks on people. Make your own custom dialogs and share them with the world! Author: DonationCoder.com| Date: 13-12-2005 | Size: 1400 KB
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	Speed Up Alarm  License: Freeware
	Speed Up Alarm comes with some preset alarm clock sounds but you can also have it play your own music files. You can set up alarm times for the current day or for any day in the future. You can set an infinite number of alarms, and you can set your favorite audio songs as the ring sound so you can wake up to your favorite MP3 music. Author: http://www.pc-speed-up.com| Date: 7-31-2004 | Size: 526 KB
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	MicroClock  License: Freeware
	This utility displays a nice digital clock on your desktop and you can place it anywhere by simply click and drag. It has a programmable alarm for fixed hours and the clock translucency can be set in 10 levels.This clock can be shown in front of all other windows or it can be minimized to tray. A double click will show / hide its window. Auto run option is also present and all these settings are saved and restored next time the program is launched. A timer is available and it can be started / stopped by pressing the T key. Features:   - a fixed hours clock alarm;  - 12/24 toggle;  - clock translucency, 10 levels;  - minimize to tray;  - auto run and stay in front option;  - timer having one second resolution. Author: Microsys Com Ltd.| Date: 30-07-2008 | Size: 1820 KB
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	Atomic Clock Sync  License: Freeware
	This freeware Atomic Clock Sync utility can help you keep your local computer up-to-date with the exact current time. This program will reference an atomic clock server to get the current time with the greatest accuracy available and update your PC's information. It can even be set to automatically check the time once a day to keep your PC's time accurate forever. Atomic Clock Sync will connect to one of the time servers operated by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) in the United States, and will compare the time of your computer with the time on the servers operated by the NIST. This program will then display the difference between your system and the servers and if greater than 15 seconds, it will offer you the option of adjusting your PC by the displayed amount. The overall uncertainty in this comparison should be no worse than +/- 5 seconds under all circumstances and will be substantially less than this value in most cases. Version 2.7 removes the 'always on top' setting that caused problems for some users with a message box popping up behind the screen. Version 2.7.0.3 addresses the start minimized problem with the 2.7 version. Author: Chaos Software Group, Inc.| Date: 17-06-2004 | Size: 628 KB
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	DS Clock  License: Freeware
	DS Clock is a digital desktop clock that displays variable date, time, and time zone information built from the format string. The program allows you to fully customize its look and feel, and can synchronize your computer's clock with Atomic Time Servers. You can select any combination of date and time, pick custom colors and fonts, set custom sound to play at the top of the hour, etc. DS Clock also allows you to show a tool tip window with upcoming reminders of Calendarscope and supports Swatch Internet Time and Stopwatches. Real Westminster chimes are available. Author: Duality Software| Date: 17-07-2007 | Size: 1292 KB
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	Digital Clock  License: Freeware
	TimeTools NTP digital clock software is a freeware utility that runs on any Windows 95/98/NT/2000/XP/2003 workstation or server. It allows a client to synchronise time to a selected Atomic Clock synchronised NTP server. Author: Digital Wall Clock Systems| Date: 07-09-2006 | Size: 4600 KB
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	Topmost Clock  License: Freeware
	Topmost Clock is a transparent desktop clock, which runs on top of all other windows. It may have a digital or analog clock face of various colors, sizes and shapes. It has flexible settings, which allow customizing the clock so that it could be easily seen in any environment, but wouldn't irritate you or overlap with important interface elements. Author: SoftDemon| Date: 10-09-2002 | Size: 515 KB
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	WebTime 2000  License: Freeware
	WebTime is a small utility program that will synchronize your PC's internal clock with one of the several atomic clocks maintained by the United States National Institute of Standards and Technology. Author: Gregory Braun| Date: 01-11-2003 | Size: 96 KB
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	7art Rotary Clock ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	7art Rotary Clock will help you to approach the understanding of the temporal river which rotates not only the clock hands itself but the clock face as well. Every 180-degree turn of 7art Rotary Clock face could help you to see the right way to turn your life for the better. Just don't loose the chance! Author: 7art-screensavers.com| Date: 03-06-2005 | Size: 419 KB
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	Custom Skin Clock  License: Freeware
	Custom Skin Clock is a desktop version of a frame with a favorite photograph you keep on your desktop. Install your favorite pictures, photos of your family, dog, friends, unforgettable moments of your vacation or just a favorite picture on the clock face. The clock with your picture will be located on your desktop without interfering with your work. Custom Skin Clock is a FREE customizable analog clock located on the desktop. This elegant modern clock will make your desktop more interactive. You can easily move the clock on the desktop, adjust the scale, customize the clock face, change the color of clock hands and manage the clock position settings. Author: UpClock Software| Date: 27-01-2008 | Size: 1374 KB
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	TimeSync  License: Freeware
	TimeSync is a program to adjust the system time of your Computer. It gets the correct present time from the Internet.TimeSync allows automatic adjustment of your clock every few days with virtually no consummation of resources. Windows NT and 2000 has the capability to adjust the clock speed via a software setting. TimeSync allows to adjust this clock speed correction. It takes the necessary information from your last four clock adjustments. Author: Luzius Schneider| Date: 01-10-2001 | Size: 914 KB
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	5pSoft Clock  License: Freeware
	Here's a free timer utility program that offers a novel and interesting way of presenting the current time on your Windows desktop. This is a freeware. It works with any PC with 32 bit Microsoft Windows including Windows 95, 98, 2000, NT, ME, XP and 2003. It base on reminders of user setting and suggests appropriate times for recovery and micro-breaks. It provides a range of stretching exercises designed to relieve muscular tension and improve static posture. If you haven't downloaded the latest version of 5pSoft, you can do so by going to the http://www.5pSoft.com. It is easy to set up and unload. Please click its homepage if you want to get more new information about this software. http://www.5pSoft.com Please write to us if you have any question or suggestion when you use this software.E-mail: clock@5pSoft.com Author: 5pSoft inc| Date: 23-04-2005 | Size: 433 KB
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	7art Anime Clock ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	7art Anime Clock will change your opinion about the way we used to think of a typical clock. The long clock evolution has reached the special point where every original idea could be easily put into reality. Let's check our imagination! Just download 7art Anime Clock! Author: 7art-screensavers.com| Date: 12-04-2005 | Size: 1601 KB
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	Bexclock  License: Freeware
	Bexclock easy to use PC clock synchronizer is very easy to use. You may have noticed your PC clock has quite a poor accuracy. Remember, your PC has a very fast clocking speed which varies from PC to PC as they are rolled off the production line. Bexclock can optionally run on startup allowing you to set and forget. Bexclock will only run for 5 seconds so it will not take up any of your PC's memory space once it has finished setting the time. Alternatively, you can run Bexclock manually. Once Bexclock has set the time, it shows you how many seconds your PC clock has been adjusted. Bexclock is simple and extremely useful tool. Best of all, it's free. If you don't like it delete it. There are no hidden files such as ad ware or SpyWare. Author: Bexonsoft| Date: 06-03-2005 | Size: 17 KB
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	Alpha Clock  License: Freeware
	AlphaClock is an tiny clock utility with miniature, but very nice and sharp LCD-style digital watch display. It allow choose any colors for display background and digits, or use any predefined color sheme. AlphaClock can display local system time or UTC (Coordinated Universal Time). Written completely on pure WinAPI, AlphaClock occupy very small amount of system resources. Author: Irnis Haliullin| Date: 15-09-2002 | Size: 65 KB
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	Emsa Time Synchronizer  License: Freeware
	Emsa Time Synchronizer is a very simple but useful time synchronization utility. Users that like simplicity, may indeed like this program. Just one click of a button - and your computer clock is automatically set, using an atomic internet time server. The program runs as system tray icon. It can be configured to run automatically at Windows startup, and continously re-synchronize your clock at an user-specified time interval. Freeware. Author: EMSA SYSTEMS LTD| Date: 08-05-2004 | Size: 26 KB
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	Alwact Clock  License: Freeware
	Alwact Clock is an analog desktop clock featuring skins, transparency and zoom. It is possible to set the refresh delay ranging from a few milliseconds(continuous seconds hand rotation) to a minute. You can also make your own skins using any image edition software supporting PNG. Author: Firaz SAMET| Date: 31-03-2006 | Size: 224 KB
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	Small SNTP Agent  License: Freeware
	This is a Freeware SNTP (Atomic Time Clock Synchronization) utility.  Add SmallSNTPAgent.exe to your StartUp folder and your computer clock  will be adjusted every Windows startup.    Small SNTP Agent uses SNTP servers listed in servers.txt file. You can  add or remove servers - just edit servers.txt file. If one server  fails next one used. Program closes on successful synchronization.    Command Line Parameters:    /silent - no progress window shown.  /random - use servers from servers.txt in random order  /nolog - do not log synchronization results into SmallSNTPAgent.log file  /delay:X - Wait for X seconds before synchronization starts Author: ALSEDI| Date: 21-07-2008 | Size: 227 KB
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	E-Time  License: Freeware
	E-Time by Media Programming Group company is program for automated system clock correction by means of Internet. Your system time will be regullary collating with atomic clock, and your computer clock will always be precise. Author: Media Programming Group| Date: 25-11-2002 | Size: 208 KB
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	7art Standard Clock ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	7art Standard Clock is a nice start to use your desktop as a major time machine. You will always know the exact time and will always make your friends to ask where have you found such a beautiful clock screensaver. So your spirits will definitely rise when you help them to get their own desktop clock from the large collection of free 7art Clock. Author: 7art-screensavers.com| Date: 14-04-2005 | Size: 612 KB
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	7art Neon Clock ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	7art Neon Clock is a next step to the further development of the magical clock able to cheer your moods. It brings you colorful face and fancy hands to let your imagination run you away to sweet dreams with each second passed along 7art Neon Clock! Author: 7art-screensavers.com| Date: 30-05-2005 | Size: 517 KB
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	JJ Reminder  License: Freeware
	Using JJ Reminder, you can easily set up reminder times for the current day or for any day in the future. You can set an infinite number of reminder, and you can set your favorite audio songs as the ring sound so you can wake up to your favorite MP3 music. Author: JJ R Corp| Date: 8-31-2005 | Size: 532 KB
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	7art Radioactive Clock ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	Radioactive clock brings you magical colorful vibrations to help you to ride the horse of luck. All you need is to beleive that everething is possible if you really want it. If we don't know exactly what we want radiocative clock could help us to feel the true wish of our heart better. Author: 7art-screensavers.com| Date: 11-08-2005 | Size: 487 KB
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	NTP Time Zone Clock  License: Freeware
	Running on your PC this NTP Time Zone Clock will show you the local time of over 300 cities around the world. Simply select the cities you want to display the local time and they will be displayed on your desktop. With this NTP Time Zone Clock you will always know the local time in New York, London, Frankfurt, Hong Kong, Tokyo or any city you require anywhere in the world. You can edit the look of this NTP clock to suit your preferences. It is simple and easy to use. Author: Galleon Systems| Date: 10-01-2007 | Size: 402 KB
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	Office Clock 3D Screensaver  License: Freeware
	If you like austere style of the things which surround you then our Office Clock 3D Screensaver is exactly what you need. The screensaver shows unusual clock in a shape of rolling wheel, a car of your dream in a photo frame and a memo book on a table. There is nothing else that might draw your attention away from your work. Install this unique screensaver on your computer and get down to your business! Features:  Quality 3D graphics  Uniqueness of screensaver theme  No limitations  Austere style of interior design  Watch an unusual clock in a shape of rolling wheel! Author: 3D Savers| Date: 17-01-2008 | Size: 4029 KB
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