Freeware: Only Free Software, Games, Tools, Utilities. Free Download Center Freeware Home New Submit Links Contact Advertise
Business| Desktop| Developer Tools| Drivers| Education| Games| Home & Personal| Internet| Multimedia| Operating Systems| Utilities
 

 


Humor

 

 She Dumped Me - The Video Game!  License: Freeware

 
  100% FREEWARE. If you have a sense of humor, you gotta check out this game! Game runs from a single .EXE - no installation is required. This is the authors most preposterous attempt (thus far) to meet that special someone.

Author:
Chris Puzzele| Date: 20-09-2002 | Size: 0 KB
  -
 

 Corndog - the sinister serial screensaver  License: Freeware

 
  Ever wonder what happens when meat goes bad? This sinister serial screensaver chronicles the adventures of its hero - Corndog - and the terror that he reaps wherever he goes. WARNING: The content of this screensaver may not be suitable for all viewers. It depicts some violent situations and off-color humor. So, if you dont like it, go back to weeping at weddings.

Author:
RI Soft Systems| Date: 31-01-2001 | Size: 1888 KB
  -
 

 Whitehouse Mambo Parody Screensaver  License: Freeware

 
  Party with Bill as he dances through his line of leading ladies! This hilarious follow-up to the Clinton Blues is a veritable dance fest featuring The Prez himself singing and dancing with each of the ladies in his past and present. This software uses the latest technologies to provide a cool animated screensaver with synchronized music that scales to any monitor size/resolution.

Author:
RI Soft Systems| Date: 11-01-2000 | Size: 1557 KB
  -
 

 SmartBee  License: Freeware

 
  SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you.

Author:
Geekcorp Software| Date: 05-10-2004 | Size: 6331 KB
  -
 

 Life On The Mississippi  License: Freeware

 
  Life on the Mississippi is Mark Twain's memoir of his youthful years as a cub pilot on a steamboat paddling up and down the Mississippi River. Twain used his childhood experiences growing up along the Mississippi in a number of works, including The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but nowhere is the river and the pilot's life more thoroughly described than in this work. Told with insight, humor, and candor, Life on the Mississippi is an American classic.

Author:
Southern Ocean Software| Date: 04-01-2004 | Size: 1366 KB
  -
 

 Bumper Stickers  License: Freeware

 
  Funny bumper stickers fade in and out on cool hotrod car. Awesome intro. Great music you can turn off or on. Free $500 Vegas Spree inside.

Author:
SonicPoint.com| Date: 17-12-2004 | Size: 2978 KB
  -
 

 HeckleWorks Pro  License: Freeware

 
  HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment!

Author:
The Daily Grind Network| Date: 25-01-2005 | Size: 162 KB
  -
 

 Beer Quote Screensaver  License: Freeware

 
  A freeware screensaver with 21 beer quotes on a background of beer bubbles. User can configure over 100 various transition effects, speed, and more. Latest release and more detail is located at http://www.mrgoodbeer.com/quote

Author:
Mike Snyder| Date: 11-09-2003 | Size: 700 KB
  -
 

 VIRTUAL JUGGLER 3D GOLD  License: Freeware

 
  This is an updated (and more compatable) version of Wonderdog Software's Virtual Juggler 3D, an addictive, action packed, arcade style video game; complete with bonus power ups, fun and funny challanges for all ages. Juggle clubs, balls, chickens, torches, and more. The full version comes complete with 100+ levels and video intermissions of Jason Garfield (gold medal winner and guinness world record holder for juggling). If your tired of learning how to play a game but still want to enjoy a fun challenge, this is the game for you! Arkanoid, tetris, and break-out lovers can really enjoy this new concept in funny and fun, hand eye, beat the clock, blow some stuff up, type of game! In conclusion, this game may seem simple at first, but it rapidly becomes much more challenging and if you can get up to level 99 and take a screenshot of what's happening there, be the first to submit it and win something super cool from Wonderdog Software and the Garfield Brothers!

Author:
David Garfield| Date: 22-05-2002 | Size: 8264 KB
  -
 

 Surfpack Startpage  License: Freeware

 
  Surfpack Startpage is a real lifesaver for people who know what they want on the Internet and regularly visit the same web sites. Basically, Surfpack Startpage builds a single HTML page that contains all your favorite web resources displayed in whatever way, form or shape you might like - favorite URL links, newsfeeds, entire web pages, etc. The page you create also comes with search tools, horoscopes, current weather conditions, LiveJournal diaries, humor, and other web modules. There are dozens of tools to make your online experience with Surfpack much more enjoyable than simple web surfing cluttered with unwanted banners and pop-up ads. Unlike online portals, no registration and login is required. Surfpack Startpage resides locally on your computer, so it loads instantly even if you don't have an Internet connection established. Surfpack Startpage comes with various web modules, including: - RSS Reader for two most popular newsfeeds format, RSS and Atom. - Bookmark modules with one-click access to your most favorite websites. - One-click search in several search engines. - Current weather conditions. - Broken URL restoring - (Ever tried to cut and paste long URLs broken by email program? Clipboard URL module will do this boring work for you.) - Startpage Guard - (If by chance your start page is stolen by a spyware or a Trojan Horse, this will bring it back.) - Personal Daily Horoscope - Quotes of the moment - Pictures of the day, cartoons, etc. In addition, Surfpack Startpage supports many popular syndication formats: RSS, Atom, XML/XSL, JavaScript, HTML. Even if you don't know what these words stand for, you can still experience their power without having to learn anything new. And best of all, it's free! No nags, ads, or spyware attached.

Author:
Softshape| Date: 23-06-2004 | Size: 1176 KB
  -

| 1 |

 

 
Sponsored Shareware

Universal Explorer
Powerful
windows explorer file manager and viewer.

File Manager - Windows Explorer Replacement

Disk Size Manager
Analyses hard disk space and collects statistics.

Powerful Disk Space Manager

Web Data Extractor
Email marketing software to extract specific contact.


Web Data Extractor

BackStreet Browser
Powerful Offline Browser - Download Entire Website.

Offline Browser

ListMotor
Email List Manager, operates with email stored in simple text files or csv files.

Email List Manager

 

www.DirFile.Com - Freeware Software Download

Ads: Webmaster Tool - Download Junction - Rafasys ElecDir - Direct Email - HealthInfo - Web Spider