Freeware: Heckle Humour Humor Joke Abuse Jibe Harsh

	HeckleWorks Pro  License: Freeware
	HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background. Sample heckles: * An illegal giant novelty timebomb could bring back the Mao suit with less collateral damage than you! * You 'redistribute' land to your cronies like a trans-urethral leperous distillment! Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 25-01-2005 | Size: 162 KB
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	Free Joke Book  License: Freeware
	Free 40 Page Joke Book! If Laughter is the Best Medicine - You're about to hit the motherlode. 40 pages of Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes. Blonde jokes, Redneck Jokes, Sports jokes, Bar jokes etc etc. All my personal favorites after publishing a Joke of the Day list for eight years - the funniest jokes, the best quotes - compiled into a single Joke Book. If you love to laugh, and I know you do, you're gonna just love this ebook. Author: Horizon Enterprises| Date: 18-05-2007 | Size: 532 KB
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	Joke411  License: Freeware
	Joke411 is a free "joke of the day" kind of application. It loads during the system startup and displays a daily joke in a balloon message near the system clock. Joke411 is fully customizable: you may add your own set of daily jokes by simply editing a text file that contains all jokes. You need to edit "joke.txt" in a text editor in order to customize the displayed jokes. To install, unzip application and add a shortcut to Windows Startup menu. To uninstall, simply remove the shortcut and delete joke.exe and joke.txt from where you unpacked it. Joke411 is free. It does not include any kind of adware or spyware. Author: Soft411| Date: 24-03-2006 | Size: 100 KB
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	Joke eBook  License: Freeware
	Joke eBook for Windows. Free electronic Book with jokes is just for the purpose of bringing a smile to your face! Program is easy to use. You can easily read jokes already included in the book. Optionally you can organize(enter) your jokes. Features: Notebook-like interface; Very fast and small; Easily search for jokes; Flexible filters; Print all selected jokes; Unlimited entries, books. Can be used as a Note Organizer. Author: PrimaSoft PC| Date: 26-05-2001 | Size: 300 KB
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	PopUp Wisdom  License: Freeware
	PopUp Wisdom displays famous and not-so-famous quotes and humour on deman or at a timed shedule. Easily add your own messages and reminders. Supports forunte file format. Supports multiple books. Author: DonationCoder.com| Date: 27-09-2005 | Size: 1931 KB
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	DrWindows  License: Freeware
	Dr.Windows is a joke program that displays funny fake windows error messages at random times. They look just like the real windows error messages you know and love except they are funnier. You can use it to play tricks on people. Make your own custom dialogs and share them with the world! Author: DonationCoder.com| Date: 13-12-2005 | Size: 1400 KB
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	Piggy The Plumber  License: Freeware
	Piggy The Plumber free kids game is just what you need right now. A pinch of humor, lots of fun, excitement on the double and a Piggy The Plumber running cross your screen. Get ready! Piggy The Plumber needs your assistance. He needs you to help him catch as many falling toolboxes as possible. Missing one may hit you in the head – ouch, that hurts! Beware, only the tools in the toolbox are ones you need to get. Stay away from tools like spanners! Piggy The Plumber, if you don´t try it, you may regret it later! Play it now. Author: Free Kids Games| Date: 01-10-2008 | Size: 1394 KB
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	Faith Converter  License: Freeware
	Found an admirable tome but it's in praise of the wrong god? Faith Converter is a godsend for priests, vicars, rabbii and holy men of all descriptions. Preach next Sunday's sermon from the Vedas, Noble Eightfold Path, Torah or Das Kapital! The premier theological plagiarism solution for OS X, Faith Converter converts text between twenty-nine different religions, encompassing Atheism, Biopsychosocialism, Buddhism, Cargo Cult, Christianity, Communism, Confucianism, Druidism, Falun Gong, Hinduism, Islam, Juche, Judaism, Keynesianism, Linux, MacEvangelism, Mahanism, Maoism, NIMBYism, Roman, Scientology, Shinto, Sikh, Stalinism, Taoism, Thatcherism, Trotskyism, Veganism and Voodoo. Converted text can be copied, saved or printed. Sample Conversions: "Attend church at Christmas or else God will send you to Hell, with Satan, for not reading your Bible." becomes: "Attend collective farm #897 at Leninmas or else Dialetical Materialism will send you to the poverty-striken capitalist democracies, with abundant consumer goods, for not reading your Manifesto." "If you are a true bodhisattva, you will also appreciate the insights into the Three Baskets (Tripitika) presented by the monk. Be warned not to be a heretic or sell your soul to Mao, as this usually ends badly." converts from Buddhism to atheism as: "If you are a true science-guy, you will also appreciate the insights into the Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief Systems of the World - Ptolemaic and Copernican presented by the scientist. Be warned not to be a religious nutter or sell your reticular formation to Pope Paul V, as this usually ends badly." Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 09-12-2005 | Size: 177 KB
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	Simbabwe  License: Freeware
	Welcome to Simbabwe, where the property is already owned and the houses built and you compete to burn and dispossess them. Bounce around the map plundering farms, denying grain silos to opposition supporters and robbing the community chest. Easy to play but hard to escape from, Simbabwe is a richly detailed, evolved board game with unscrupulous AI and editorial cartoon graphics. Start off as some guy in the Zimbabwean African National Union Patriotic Front and end up changing the constitution 17 times and pledging to rule until you're 100. Rig elections, gaol opponents and taunt the Commonwealth as you use intimidation and stooges to create a mugaboly on power. Compete with Robert Mugabe, Canaan Banana, Cecil Rhodes and Sir Godfrey Huggins to earn a place on the all-time EU travel ban list! Main Features:  Challenging AI  Sophisticated inflation model: watch prices go up and savings erode every time you print money.  International reputation model: your actions determine whether you get aid, a travel ban or a slam dunk in the slammer on setting foot outside Zimbabwe.  Splenetic graphics  Vibrant sound effects  Over 60 dynamically triggered events, including adopting Marxism in 1988, the Land Reallocation Act 1992 and Operation Drive Out Rubbish  Detailed in-game help  Plumes of smoke Author: The Daily Grind Network| Date: 02-12-2005 | Size: 10105 KB
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	7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver  License: Freeware
	The mission of 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver is to frighten you totally with these ancient monsters waiting to eat everething and everybody they come across. Just a joke. ;) They are very lovely and many of them are herbivore. There are 20 high quality dinosaurs images. You can also choose from 25 transition effects that appear between the images. 7art Dinosaurs Free ScreenSaver was developed by 7art-screensavers company. We specialize in screensavers developing. 7art-screensavers shine out the most beautiful images to extend the boundaries of your virtual world and enrich your visual experience with much more pleasurable things in comparison with endless letters and figures you have to read and write everyday at your PC screen. Life is the great thing and we should not forget about that! 7art-screensavers will remind you about some wonders of the world we are living in everytime they start. We do hope 7art-screensavers will help you to be somewhat more happy. If it is true, we will be more happy too. Author: Anatoly Kovylin| Date: 24-09-2002 | Size: 1144 KB
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	Heroine Iysayana - Trilogy  License: Freeware
	Heroine Iysayana is a humorous Japanese-style role-playing game. It takes place in the crazy computer game world Byteria. Our title character is Iysayana, the only elf in the small kingdom Ashford. For her, life is nothing but a great party. She really doesn't think about anything else than bashes, boys and booze - until now, when the goddess Yw'nafob forces Iysayana to become a heroine. Now Iysayana has to bear the company of annoying people who actually think they could better the world. Their task is to save Ashford from the ominous Lord Shadmyr and find the lost King Magnus. During their adventures they discover a plot to fundamentally change the face of the world, using some really extreme methods... Most of the time the game will be played in a 2-D perspective. This is where you walk around and explore the land, talk to people, visit shops, explore dungeons, search for treasures and so on. Whenever the party runs into monsters the game will change to a special turn-based combat screen. If you defeat your foes, your heroes will gain experience and money. At first Iysayana is on her own, but during the adventure other heroes will join your party. The different characters have different abilities, e. g. one may be a healer and another one a warrior, so make best use of them. When characters have gained enough combat experience they will grow stronger and learn new magic. You can use spells to attack monsters, but also to heal or strengthen your characters. But note that your magic energy is limited and must be refilled from time to time. Talk to the people in the towns to gather more or less useful information. Take a rest in an inn to restore your characters' health. There are stores where you can buy and sell weapons and armors. Other items can be used to heal the heroes in mid-combat. The game can be played using the keyboard or a joystick and comes with a detailed help file. You can save and load at any point in the game. Author: Michael Hoffmann| Date: 04-08-2005 | Size: 4580 KB
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	Excessively Free Internet Games  License: Freeware
	Excessively is a comprehensive online game collection. There is no signup process or complicated steps to get started, and no charges...just a simple way to play Internet games for free! Action, adventure, arcade, casino, fighting, humor, puzzles, racing, retro, shooting, sports, strategy games, and more are all available for immediate Flash game-play. Author: Excessively Free Games| Date: 30-12-2005 | Size: 1317 KB
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	My Spot  License: Freeware
	f you've got a kid, or kids, aged 6 to 12 or maybe you are one of those folks that is "young at heart" we highly recommend you to download and enjoy this initiative software. It's like nothing you've ever seen or heard of before! General features:  All the screens are designed using a very advanced technique, Screens/ windows don't have to be the boring old square forms any more!  All program interfaces were designed to be as simple as possible. No hard to figure out stuff!  All programs have a very cool and instructive, easy to understand, help feature delivered via "Peedy the Talking Parrot" - your My Spot host.  Tested compatible with Windows XP and Vista ready.  Language and features designed with the kids in mind - tested and design consulting by several 9 and 10 year olds.  How "My Spot" can help your kids (but don't just think it's for the kids only - if you like playing around with neat software you might get addicted to it yourself!) enjoy a computer to it's fullest:    Listen to selected iNet Radio broadcasts. We make sure that the type stations offered do not play offensive content (i.e. gangster rap, etc.)  Have most any web page "spoken" to you (via Peedy - your host) with the include talking web browser.  Create a "movie" using the script Movie Maker. Make Peedy say and do most anything and save the movie script for later loading. Simple to use and very detailed instructions.  Keep busy and entertained by the "Peedy's Song Gallery", 'Peedy the Jokester". and "Guess the Number game.  You GOT to see this - the kids love it! Use "Peedy's Picture Taker" to take your picture without need of any video camera or other hardware connected to your system. Joke software that will for sure get a laugh out of you! Author: Code-it Software, Inc.| Date: 03-09-2006 | Size: 13528 KB
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	MadLiveClock  License: Freeware
	Measures your life in funny and sadness units of measurement. Many funny facts. Author: Despeus| Date: 13-12-2004 | Size: 302 KB
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	Corndog - the sinister serial screensaver  License: Freeware
	Ever wonder what happens when meat goes bad? This sinister serial screensaver chronicles the adventures of its hero - Corndog - and the terror that he reaps wherever he goes. WARNING: The content of this screensaver may not be suitable for all viewers. It depicts some violent situations and off-color humor. So, if you dont like it, go back to weeping at weddings. Author: RI Soft Systems| Date: 31-01-2001 | Size: 1888 KB
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	Cartoonist  License: Freeware
	Now completely free! Cartoonist is an image-editing tool letting you add a touch of humor to your digital pictures. This compact and easy-to-use program enables you to create sophisticated caricatures by warping images in a matter of minutes. The warp radius can be adjusted; depending on the radius, the result of distortion will be different. You can also change the background color that fills part of the image if you warp an area close to the edges towards the center of the image. The program lets you watch the result of each operation in real time, and undo any step at any time or jump to the original image in case you don't like the result. Cartoonist lets you load and save images in 3 different formats (bmp, jpg, png). The program also allows you to specify a different image quality when saving a file in jpg format and preserve EXIF metadata (information on the image such as date and time the image was taken, exposure time, ISO, focal length, etc). Whether you are a professional designer or a computer novice looking for some fun, Cartoonist will let you make the best use of your creativity or just relieve stress by warping images of your friends and celebrities! The program also contains a plugin for creating thumbnails of your photos for web galleries. Author: VicMan Software| Date: 30-05-2007 | Size: 5198 KB
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	Whitehouse Mambo Parody Screensaver  License: Freeware
	Party with Bill as he dances through his line of leading ladies! This hilarious follow-up to the Clinton Blues is a veritable dance fest featuring The Prez himself singing and dancing with each of the ladies in his past and present. This software uses the latest technologies to provide a cool animated screensaver with synchronized music that scales to any monitor size/resolution. Author: RI Soft Systems| Date: 11-01-2000 | Size: 1557 KB
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	Life On The Mississippi  License: Freeware
	Life on the Mississippi is Mark Twain's memoir of his youthful years as a cub pilot on a steamboat paddling up and down the Mississippi River. Twain used his childhood experiences growing up along the Mississippi in a number of works, including The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but nowhere is the river and the pilot's life more thoroughly described than in this work. Told with insight, humor, and candor, Life on the Mississippi is an American classic. Author: Southern Ocean Software| Date: 04-01-2004 | Size: 1366 KB
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	SmartBee  License: Freeware
	SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you. Author: Geekcorp Software| Date: 05-10-2004 | Size: 6331 KB
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	Sound Mine  License: Freeware
	Program trick must to force game maniac or loud music lover shut down your dear PC. Program imitates sound card damage and sounds after 0, 1, 5, 10 or 20 minutes after start. All 5 time versions are placed in zip archive. To stop this hide program press Ctrl+Alt+Del keys and select program name in process list of Task Manager to stop it. If game or music maniac can guess to press Ctrl+Alt+Del keys then you may rename program exe file as SERVICE.EXE to confuse him. OS Windows 98/ME/XP/2000/2003. Author: Yellow Gold Software| Date: 29-07-2006 | Size: 113 KB
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	Zaazu  License: Freeware
	Use Zaazu smileys on St. Patrick's Day to express what you really mean. Zaazu works with Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, Gmail, Outlook, Outlook express. Express your mood with Zaazu smileys! We provide FREE and UNIQUE smileys that you can send to your friends and loved ones for free! Our smileys are one of a kind and the details on each one is something that you dont see every day. This is because we only want to give the BEST smiley you can find, but FREE at the same time! Zaazu Smileys are spyware and adware free and features the best smileys on the web! It's so simple to use that you'll be having fun with in minutes! Our Smileys are fun and easy to use and makes your emails more exciting! Check it out and Zaazu yourself.Download the St. Patrick Day Smiley Set for Free! Author: Zaazu.com| Date: 14-02-2007 | Size: 2140 KB
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	Danzania - Land of Wonder Screensaver  License: Freeware
	King Danxii III rules in the mythical comedic country of Danzania at www.danzania.pixelparadox.com. The king speaks: "Welcome to our country. We love touristas! Stay as long as you like and, when you go, we hope you will leave something of yourselves with us, as we hope you will take fond memories of us with you." - King Danxii, 2005. If you are moved by the King's gracious words, you will be thrilled by his magnanimous generosity in offering you his FREE animated 3D screensaver as a souvenir of your visit to Danzania - Land of Wonder. Download it now! It contains no spyware and no adware. It works with all versions of Microsoft Windows. If you own an Apple MacIntosh, his majesty has no interest in Apple MacIntoshes - go away. Author: Pixel Paradox| Date: 21-11-2005 | Size: 800 KB
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	Tizzle Talk  License: Freeware
	Download TizzleTalk and transform your instant messenger into endless fun. When you chat with your friends, you will be able to hit a "translate" button that will send messages to your friends in any tizzle dialect you want! You can choose from Redneck, Engrish, Ebonics, or any other member of the Tizzle Cast. It can also be shut off with the stroke of a button! TizzleTalk is a FREE! instant messaging translator that works with the newest versions of AOL®, Yahoo!®, and ICQ® Instant Messengers, including AIM Triton® and Yahoo! Messenger® 7. Author: Yazzle| Date: 27-09-2006 | Size: 743 KB
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	Filehand Search  License: Freeware
	Free! Instantly search files and Outlook on your computer. Choose the interface style that you prefer: the web view or the list view. Scroll and search through extracts in the results to find the information you are looking for without having to open the file. Or, click to open a file. Use the simple or the advanced input forms to enter Boolean queries. Results are shown sorted in order of relevance. In the list view, results can be sorted by file name, date, size, etc. Use tabs to set up different search projects and quickly multi-task among them. Filehand Search provides a unique combination of easy to use features with advanced options for the most demanding desktop search users. Filehand Search works by indexing the folders you select. It uses its own friendly indexing system, not the harsh indexer used by Windows. Windows' indexing slows your computer to a crawl, and many experts recommend you turn it off. Filehand Search respects you and your computer and will not affect any application. Up to 1 million files can be indexed for instant searching. Supported files include Outlook email and contacts, PDF, Word, PowerPoint, Excel, WordPerfect, HTML/MHT, MP3 and Zip archives. Whether you are an expert or novice computer user, Filehand Search locates your files faster than you can click on My Documents and find them yourself. Furthermore, with the extracts, you may not even have to open the file to find the information you are looking for. With Filehand Search, you can search through thousands of PDF files and find the information you are looking for without opening a PDF reader. If you listen to MP3s, you can enter any tag information, then drag the result to your MP3 player. No more having to search through folders to find the song you are looking for, or even needing to know the name of the album. Filehand Search will make you more productive and less frustrated while using your computer. It's free! Try it and see for yourself. Author: Filehand, LLC| Date: 05-05-2005 | Size: 683 KB
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	xTerminator  License: Freeware
	Anti-spam tool: xTerminator 4.1 will help you block spam and most of worms before they even reach your mailbox. You'll be able to delete unwanted messages directly from the server thus saving valuable time and bandwidth. With xTerminator you can check e-mail while it's still on server, automatically filter unwanted messages, manually check messages before deletion (optionally), save bandwidth, lessen the chance of virus infection, Clean multiple accounts, create custom filters, block all but friendly messages (optional), auto-reply with pre-defined message. Built-in Challenge/Response System allows you to send people a question (like, what's my pets name?) that, if correctly answered, will provide them with a password so their messages will not be deleted again or even automaticall added to your "Friendly Content" list. xTerminator also has a built-in Word List Builder, a simple utility that will help you extract words usually used by spammers within subject line of their messages. Author: Art Plus| Date: 28-02-2004 | Size: 1922 KB
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	Framing Station  License: Freeware
	The Framing Station is a combination of digital photo software with 930 pre-illustrated “frames.” There is no drawing or assembling of clip-art required with the Framing Station. The user simply selects their photo, selects a frame, and clicks on print or save. The Framing Station includes 930 frames each illustrated in four formats (4x6, 6x4, 8x10, and 10x8) in categories such as: magazine covers, personalized sports trading cards, greeting cards, awards, joke frames, scrapbook templates, calendars, post cards, party invitations, and thank you notes. All of the frames can be personalized by adding captions and phrases. The Framing Station works with digital images from any source. Version 2.15 is a major upgrade to the Digi-Press rapid response technology to include AccuPosition, which enables borderless prints. Author: Frame My Photos, LLC.| Date: 01-06-2005 | Size: 36701 KB
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	Tristana Reader  License: Freeware
	Tristana Reader pulls news, blogs, podcasts, media files and online content directly to your desktop. Safely access secure online content which is delivered to your PC in real-time without e-mail. Avoid the pitfalls of e-mail such as SPAM and privacy abuse with newsfeeds. Tristana's easy to use 3 panel interface allows you to add or remove content at any time. You can set preferences to be alerted the instant that content changes at a website. Tristana is iPod friendly and allows you to view podcasts and safely download media files immediately or when your PC is idle. Use the built-in search function to find newsfeeds on the Web, or search downloaded feeds by keyword. Apply skins to change the look of your interface, and set preferences to check for new content or delete old content after a specified period of time. Author: Charlwood eMarketing| Date: 20-07-2005 | Size: 1171 KB
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	MagikFortune  License: Freeware
	The inspiration for MagikFortune came from an old program known simply as “Fortune”. Fortune would deliver a witty or interesting comment to the user whenever they logged in. Back then, the world of computing was drab and colorless with text only interfaces, and an amusing fortune would brighten your day! Of course this is still the case today, but while the world has moved on from text based computing to a graphics rich desktop, the poor old “Fortune” program has not ... until now! Finally with the introduction of MagikFortune you can now again enjoy the thrill of receiving your fortune, but this time fully integrated in with a modern graphical operating system. No longer does your fortune appear as plain text on a plain screen, but it is delivered in speech by a fully animated 3D character that moves, speaks and generally amuses. Although developed completely independently, MagikFortune is even backwardly compatible with the old fortunes of the original Fortune application. Indeed many of the fortunes distributed with MagikFortune are from these original archives. MagikFortune is extremely easy to use. We recommend when you install to configure MagikFortune to run on startup, that way a fortune is just a click away. MagikFortune can be configured to deliver fortunes on demand, at regular intervals, or whenever you log in. The rest of the time your character will simply amuse themselves and not disturb you. If you'd rather not even see your character they will happily disappear and hide in the system tray on the bottom right of your screen, out of sight but hopefully not out of mind. Author: EzyTools| Date: 20-11-2006 | Size: 1807 KB
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	Beer Quote Screensaver  License: Freeware
	A freeware screensaver with 21 beer quotes on a background of beer bubbles. User can configure over 100 various transition effects, speed, and more. Latest release and more detail is located at http://www.mrgoodbeer.com/quote Author: Mike Snyder| Date: 11-09-2003 | Size: 700 KB
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	Dr.Web CureIt!  License: Freeware
	FREE antivirus and anti spyware scanner based on the Dr.Web best-of-breed engine with the most up-to-date add-ons to the Dr.Web virus bases. As hundreds new viruses appear and spread in hours around the world daily, CureIt! with the newest definitions to the virus bases is re-built several times every day. CureIt! will help you quickly scan and cure, if necessary, a computer operated by MS Windows 95OSR2/98/98SE/Me/NT4/2000/XP/2003/2003R2 without installation of the Dr.Web Anti-virus. The utility supports Russian, Arabic, Bulgarian, Byelorussian, Czech, English, Estonian, French, Georgian, German, Greek, Hungarian, Japanese, Latvian, Lithuanian, Persian, Polish, Portuguese, Slovakian, Spanish, Ukrainian. Dr.Web CureIT! detects and removes: * Mass-mailing worms --* E-mail viruses --* Peer-to-peer viruses --* Internet worms --* File viruses --* Trojans --* Stealth viruses --* Polymorphic viruses --* Bodiless viruses --* Macro viruses --* MS Office viruses --* Script viruses --* Spyware --* Spybots --* Password stealers --* Paid Dialers --* Adware --* Riskware --* Hacktools --* Backdoors --* Keyloggers --* Joke programs --* Malicious scripts --* Other malware Author: Doctor Web, Ltd.| Date: 10-01-2007 | Size: 4978 KB
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